September162014
10PM

lesbolution:

can straight girls please stop shitting their pants over being mistaken for lesbians or being called lesbians as an insult?

when someone tries to insult you by calling you a lesbian, they’re a homophobe. if you actually find it insulting to be called a lesbian, you’re a homophobe too. this is not a difficult concept to grasp.

(via khoshekhcarlos)

10PM

Anonymous said: Would you be partners with someone who is bisexual?

fluent-in-lesbianism:

What does their business plan consist of?

9PM

One of my favourite things ever is how blazé Icelanders are about natural disasters

9PM

Teacher: …Anyway, constantly doing field archæology is crap. It’s like living in a commune and you’re outside all the time even though it’s raining and you know the worst thing? Dating is impossible. Also who would marry someone who’s away digging up old trash in a field for a third of the year -

*earth starts rumbling*

*trumpets echo in the distance*

*the sky takes the colour of the aromantic flag*

*arrives on the back of a punk-rock unicorn*

*rips off shirt*

DID SOMEONE SAY ‘WELCOME TO PARADISE’?!’

9PM
8PM

dajo42:

an important thing i learned one day is that you’re under no obligation to fake a laugh if somebody offends you like you can just be silent and let their joke fall awkwardly and tragically flat

(via khoshekhcarlos)

8PM
8PM

goddamnshinyrock:

On the edge of the hollow Maladict was lounging against a tree. There was this about vampires: they could never look scruffy. Instead, they were … what was the word … déshabille. It meant untidy, but with bags and bags of style. 

Polly and Mal, from Monstrous Regiment by Pratchett, who flirt for the whole fucking book and no one will convince me otherwise. 

(via veleste)

8PM

buckybarneswho:

Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman

(via tom-sits-like-a-whore)

8PM

sirdef:

zayndehaan:

marvel movies that need to be made, stat.

i love you

(via tom-sits-like-a-whore)

8PM

charlottelabouff:

wonderfulhighschoollife:

Whenever someone refers to the gay community as “queer folk” I imagine us all like woodland sprites, we are the queer folk community, we are born of flowers and fairy dust, we are destroying the sanctity of marriages and corrupting children

(via visendakona)

pfft. 

8PM
“Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.” Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett - Good Omens (via blackboardmonitor)

(Source: invisiblemonsters-remix, via veleste)

8PM

bluewindsummer:

I don’t know what I’m doing with my life.

Click on the panels for translations.

More Avengers Comics

(via veleste)

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