can straight girls please stop shitting their pants over being mistaken for lesbians or being called lesbians as an insult?
when someone tries to insult you by calling you a lesbian, they’re a homophobe. if you actually find it insulting to be called a lesbian, you’re a homophobe too. this is not a difficult concept to grasp.
Anonymous said: Would you be partners with someone who is bisexual?
What does their business plan consist of?
One of my favourite things ever is how blazé Icelanders are about natural disasters
Teacher: …Anyway, constantly doing field archæology is crap. It’s like living in a commune and you’re outside all the time even though it’s raining and you know the worst thing? Dating is impossible. Also who would marry someone who’s away digging up old trash in a field for a third of the year -
*earth starts rumbling*
*trumpets echo in the distance*
*the sky takes the colour of the aromantic flag*
*arrives on the back of a punk-rock unicorn*
*rips off shirt*
‘DID SOMEONE SAY ‘WELCOME TO PARADISE’?!’
Whenever someone refers to the gay community as “queer folk” I imagine us all like woodland sprites, we are the queer folk community, we are born of flowers and fairy dust, we are destroying the sanctity of marriages and corrupting children